impacts of alcohol

i\’m drunk

i am tequilla on ice isnt that nice drunk

i am not spell checking spell correcting channel changeing 

drunk

and i dont hate my hair..

it doesnt suck but its not awesome

i like awesome

i am awesome

and i like tequilla

and whats up with tequilla rose anyway

[epto bismal on ice.. 

woth a kcik

bismal kick

its a new shooter

like a yagger bomb without the red bull..

i think its red bull

who the fuck knows

and really does anybody care by the time you order it?

i am going to a concert

i probably should ave eaten today

i had a tangerine!

lmao..guess what…a freaking tangerine does not assist you in preventing alcohol absorbtion

oh man…something tells me this bra is not going to on by the end of the night

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8 Responses to impacts of alcohol

  1. jayne says:

    I think you’re gonna LOVE the concert! You might even get up on stage…

  2. mrmodigliani says:

    How was the concert? Did your bra stay on?

  3. primalnights says:

    That was a great post. Laughed my butt off.

  4. rougedmount says:

    ~ disclaimer ~ my keyboard does not come with a breathalyzer preventing me from posting when I have a cocktail…or 5…i would like to thank you all for your patience at my somewhat ‘different’ post. Concert kicked it big time! Bra came off when they sang a particularly poignant song for me and I got an ovation in my section of the stands…I sang every song but 2 and today sound like a heavy smoking, burlesque, woman of the night…i may spend a few hours just calling random numbers to give men a thrill today because my phone sex voice is smoking hot from over use.

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