1-900-FUC-KOFF

I am not here to: satisfy your boredom, get you through a midlife crisis, become your cougar or sugar baby, to become a fetish partner, to be a casual and random sexual bucket list challenge. I am not interested in: casual sex, having a cuckhold relationship, joining you, your partner or your bisexual affair partner. I am not here to: explain to you what psychosis you may be suffering from, where your sexual dimorphism comes from, or to provide therapeutic counselling to you when you bring nothing of value into my world. i am not going to: provide you with erotic chat, sexy pictures, or give you detailed information on my current or prior sexual relationships to feed voyeuristic fantasies. I will not: sell you my panties or nylons,or walk on you with my shoes, or kick you in the balls with my boots, mock your tiny endowment or verbally degrade you while smoking cigarettes.

Acceptance that you HAVE a fetish, is the first step towards self actualization. MY explanation that I am not interested in you, means I do not share any of your interests. I have no need to be mean about declining your interest; it does not categorize myself as a bitch nor am allowing you an opportunity to make your pitch again and again and again. If I say no to you, it means I have read your profile, compared it to my needs, perhaps chatted with you for clarification of points, and decided we are not compatible for what I am looking for.

I welcome chatting to educated, intelligent men on a wide variety of topics, both with emotional and physical context, but I hope I have clarified the fact that I should not be contacted in the absence a 1 900 number.

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3 Responses to 1-900-FUC-KOFF

  1. blogventer says:

    Damn, girl! Sounds like there’s more of a story in there…? :)

  2. Sassy Sarah says:

    You said that very clean. Its to bad you had to even say it, but you did a great job, I hope others well hear it as clear as I did, so that you may get on with your life.

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